OLD SONGS WITH NEW WORDS

She Got Michelle Bachman Eyes

Her hair is helmet smooth, her words are less than wise,
Her touch it does not soothe, she got Michelle Bachman eyes
She’ll cut you don’t you know, and she won’t think twice
With her pupils all a’glow, she got Michelle Bachman eyes...

She's Always A Crazy
(Apologies to Billy Joel)

Bachman rants against handouts
She can’t stand socialist louts
She preaches against all that welfare cash
While she and her hubby scoop it up fast
And she only reveals what she wants us to see,
Blame it all on the tea
Cause she was always a crazy to me.


Copyright 2011, David Hunter