Monday, April 11, 2011


Breathes there a man with soul so dead, that in his heart he hath not said, “Get that woman a breast enhancement!” (Apology to Sir Walter Scott.)

Donald Trump is hinting that he may run as a candidate for President of the United States. The Daily News has pictured him as a clown (see photo), but learning to be a clown requires a lot more work than inheriting a fortune.

In a contest for “Most Shallow Man Alive,” I can see Trump emerging victorious. But, the idea of this country being run by a man whose first act of office might well be to order a breast enhancement for the Statue of Liberty is not something I like to contemplate.

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